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Walk these sidewalks and charming storefronts, with nearby Neahkahnie Mountain reflected in the water, and you won’t notice that something’s off at first. Like at E-Kahn-I Books, (503-368-6881), which was until recently also an art gallery - but has since splintered into this shop and City Center Antiques (both owned by a local couple). The fact you can purchase an MBA for nine bucks is your first clue. This certificate, a “Master of Beachcombing Arts,” comes complete with signatures from “R. Sandy Shores” and Sir Francis Drake.
Owners Peg Miller and Garry Gitzen epitomize the wacky sense of humor you can find in this town. At one time, they hosted a variety of offbeat events, from yearly ones like the Mermaid Festival to the monthly Full Moon Party – an open mic free-for-all. At these, the wine pours freely and the social mixing between locals and tourists is a constant kick in the pants. They still exist too, but are now held at the funky Gypsy Fire Spirit Gallery, coming complete with astrology and astronomy sessions.